Whatever, man. “NO ONE SLID TO THE CORNER OR RE-TRIPLE-POSTED TO THE FLANKING STARBOARD” Read more

Here is the wild thing: look at his teammates. No one showed to the ball—once he got hung up, this might have actually been the best/only thing for him to do!!!! God bless the Lakers. Read more

the people want answers Read more

I have always wanted to know if one brand of adult diaper is materially different from another. Please review some of the top brands and report back.

Yeah, that one Read more

More implying that it’s very, very funny if a suspension about mean text messages is the reason Bowe was still on the roster at all at that point. (And also how great it is that they signed him in the first place.) Read more

Our readers are wonderful. They read the stupid, arcane, inaccessible nonsense we publish at enough scale to let us continue to do it. Then, like, 30 percent of our regular commenters are insufferable, and that’s all we focus on because we’re hateful shitheads. Read more

We bully Drew for being white. We do reverse racism and love it!!!!! Read more

I can’t help how our idiot staff votes. This is the ugly belly of democracy. Read more

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Tonight is a great fall night!! Read more

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I can’t help it..... Read more

I can’t embed a table in comments apparently, so here:

They already play in Jersey, and we still take the heat for them. Read more

There’s so much going on here, but I really can’t stop laughing at how perfectly the Buffalo Wild Wings signage is framed throughout. Camera pans around it like it’s a level in Street Fighter. Read more

Have none of you dickheads posted the thing for this guy? Read more

One thing to keep in mind with the battery drain is that updates will drain battery quickly for a while, since the system is working in the background to reindex and move stuff around. Wait a day or so, and reboot with the home button and power button, then see what’s up, I guess. Read more