hell yeah  Read more

Way less. Never? He’s broken, no way his dick still works. Read more

Best - Peanut M&Ms, Worst - Smarties, Because I’m Broken - Raisins that that one weird lady on your street hands out   Read more

Honestly, I really thought Barry could eat more eggs than he did.  Read more

That’s a tough one. Looks like you’ll just have to ALSO get married that day so neither friend can get mad at your for not attending their wedding. Congrats!  Read more

Thanks Manny. I’m going to a wedding Halloweekend so I’m probably not dressing up. Last year, though, I was Salt Bae for our office costume contest. Remember when Salt Bae used to be silly and fun? Now he’s buddying up to people like Maduro and Donald Trump Jr. Scary.  Read more

I wrote this pretty standard blog about ESPN and Washington Huskies fans being whiny little babies and got emails for weeks. This was my favorite: Read more

The unholy trinity. Read more

5. Barstool lives rent free in Deadspin’s head. Read more

Please direct any and all fantasy football news to [email protected]  Read more

Amazing.  Read more

I, too, would like to stop writing about SB Nation Read more

Six hours and 35 minutes later, Anderson wins 7-6, 6-7, 6-7, 6-4, 26-24. Read more

Anderson wins the right to get destroyed by Rafa or Novak in the final.  Read more

DOUBLE MATCH POINT Read more

Anderson serving for the match. It’s 30-15... two points from the final.  Read more

Novak is sitting on the locker room floor playing with marbles while he waits for this match to finish.
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I could go for a reckless trick shot or unnecessary tweener right about now... Read more

Somewhere, poor Nico Mahut is huddled in front of his TV rocking back and forth and mumbling incoherently. Read more