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Lauren Theisen
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Sports Blogger

they’re better than the commenters at literally any other site, but don’t worry, they’re still bad Read more

maybe not at all? imo putting in a lot of time at a college paper prepped me infinitely better than any writing classes I took Read more

I just watched Insidious for the first time. I liked it. Read more

Boy Genius if you like mellow stuff, Charli XCX for pop, The 1975 for good dumb rock Read more

if you had fun and want to hang out again there is literally no harm in sending a text Read more

I’m being Raven from Teen Titans or Generic Blue Witch, depending on your level of nerdiness. Read more

hello friend! if you are under 23 you should go bar hopping on South University (check out Rick’s). If you are older you should probably stick to Main and State Street (Braun Court in Kerrytown is a good little spot too for drinking). I’m a big fan of Jolly Pumpkin brewery/restaurant personally, but also Frita Batidos Read more

my favorite thing about working at a sports blog is that everyone here secretly hates sports Read more

please do not discuss unrelated topics such as the current score of the game in this Connor McDavid comments section Read more

also doing very on-brand things tonight is Alex Ovechkin, just fyi Read more

okay but if “analytics” supposedly “work,” how did the Yankees lose 62 games this season? Huh?? Read more

fun fact: the last time I was in Cleveland’s ballpark these two dudes in my section kept taunting me about the Flint water crisis 🙄 Read more