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Lauren Theisen
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They’re cheering because he opened a store in Buffalo selling folding tables for really cheap. Read more

Given his love of Hochuli, I can’t see Kavanaugh closing the gun show loophole anytime soon. Read more

Maryland alumni: “Oh, crap. What now?....ah. Whew.” Read more

or that time the Wilpons got 12% returns on their investment year after year! Read more

This will go down in Mets history as a legendary score, right up there with Darryl Strawberry procuring a 3 a.m. 8-ball in 1989 in under 10 minutes with only two phone calls. Read more

So you all got sick of commenters complaining about all the White Sox and Mets coverage and decided to focus on the Braves instead for a while? Read more

Dusty Baker would rather shoot a guy than have him hit that double and clog up the basepaths. Read more

Fangraphs has Gray @ 3.4 WAR to Freeland’s 2.4.

There’s an argument to be had about which WAR is better. Personally, I use fWAR for position players because I think it has a better defensive component, but bWAR for pitchers because it goes on Runs Allowed, not FIP.

That’s just for current seasons, because it Read more

*cough* the Diamondbacks were leading the division as of that game, please notice us
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Way to go hackers, it’s going to take the PGA forever to come up with replacement tournament logos featuring a trophy surrounded by two golf clubs. Read more

NBC will only charge $29.99 to look at the masking tape and crazy glue. Read more

But hold on... if you watch the replay slowly, and focus on the legs, you can see... riiiiight there.

The mantis is clearly kneeling. During the anthem.

BOOM.

#BlackLivesMantis

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Way to bury the lede, Lauren. The mantis was fucking praying during the national anthem. That is the most patriotic, God-loving American shit I have ever heard. What a hero.  Read more

*JR voice* “Bah god, he hit him with the plastic patio chair!” Read more

“I am someone who likes to move around a lot, but I also like a challenge. I’ve been a prisoner of my own challenge at times.” Read more