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Lauren Theisen
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I can’t imagine getting worked up enough to ever send an author of any deadspin article an email. Read more

“....boring New York dyke...”

“He will be in you past your dying days. “ Read more

Mikko is going to win the Vezina, Connie is going to be better than Wayne (I’m not saying I’ll LIKE him more than Wayne - Wayne is God - but he’ll have a better career) and what we are witnessing here is the beginning of a streak of winning hockey in Edmonton, which will result in not one, but many Cups.
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This team lives and dies with Connor McDavid. I saw the Oil in Dallas last week when McDavid was out with illness and, my god, they were brutal. If he sustains an extensive injury, It’s over. Read more

Ah yes.  The “if it doesn’t affect me, it isn’t that big of an issue” approach.
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It only takes four beers to make Blake Bortles feel like a champ. Read more

“He got off easy” - Kevin Hart Read more

Petterson had such a hot start this season, it reminds a bit of Ovechkin’s rookie season, Vancouver still has a bunch of work to do but this is the kind of spark they need before winning the President’s Trophy and subsequent first round exit to the expansion season Seattle Sockeyes, Vancouver will burn effigies of Read more

The Phillies sent Dykstra to Las Vegas to meet with Harper, but haven’t seen or heard from him since. Read more

I don’t think the “gentleman’s agreement” is keeping other GMs from offer sheets as much as the prospect of losing all those draft picks. In a hard cap league, an ill-advised big contract signing for the fourth best player on a team coupled with the loss of multiple first, second and third rounders can really screw Read more

Damn.  That’s only like 19 hours American Read more

At the very least, Krejci should have to be Boychuk’s dentured servant for a day. Read more

On 2018-19 Michigan, Brazdeikis has nothing like that kind of help Read more

Ohio State will score 129 points against this #1 defense in college basketball.

*goes to sob in a corner* Read more

The Sabres have another Rasmus ... Rasmus Asplund ... in the AHL ready to make Rick Jeanerette’s job even harder.  I say we change all the players names to Rasmus! Read more