You say this now but just wait and watch the Rangers draft Marvin Bagley III. Read more

Everyone I talked to was baffled when the Hawks cut Q, agreeing that he was not the problem, but it’s nice to see him following the life path of retirement-age Chicagoan, fleeing the deadly winter cold (literally, this year) for the Grapefruit League. Plus, he already looks like a Cuban great-uncle. Read more

I’ll preface with: It’s a dark and rainy Monday morning here. Read more

Understand about Semenya. I just wasn’t sure how to describe her situation in a concise, respectful way. Read more

I think a good option that splits the difference is a team name that shares a theme with the male team in the city, with the obvious example being the Lynx/Timberwolves. The Lynx have their own identity, but the shared color schemes and logo design make it feel like one Minnesota basketball family. Read more

It’s wild to think about how different the world would be if his name was Deep-Two Jones Read more

“Will you Grit N Grind with me 4ever and ever?”  Read more

This is the baseball equivalent of a dad joke. Read more

Cabrera doesn’t even need to hide the ball in his glove. He can just stick it in the folds in his gut.
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BOB KRAFT’S DICK IS ALL THAT MATTERS LAUREN Read more

Duchene despised playing for Roy so he and Torts should get along swimmingly. Read more

So, is this going to be listed as an upper body injury, or lower body injury? Read more

Sure but if Matt Martin(last year’s 4th line LW) was still on the team then Johnsson(who started the year as the 4th line LW) might not be. So this hit likely just would have ripped a hole in the space-time continuum where Patrick Marleau keeps hopping between realities. Read more

It’s just self-preservation for the Toronto market. The last time a Canadian team had a Vladimir Guerrero on it, the franchise collapsed and moved once he left. This is the only way to ensure we don’t see the Blue Jays move to North Carolina for the 2027 season. Read more

File this under: Why Kyler Switched... Read more

Padres offseason news isn’t a hot stove. It’s a friar. Read more

to be honest, Bartolo looks pretty good in a Padres uni

If only someone would have offered 10 yr / $300 mil. We would all be able to move on with our lives.  Read more

Ninja Headbands sounds like the name of an unheralded senior SG currently playing for a mid-major that’ll wind up with a 13 seed and make it to the second weekend of the NCAA tournament. Read more