lindseyadler
Lindsey Adler
lindseyadler
Staff writer at Deadspin.

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I should have made that timeline more clear. Bradley was shot in the face after the Boston shooting. There’s a timeline in this post that should hopefully clear that up. Read more

Sorry, I should have supplied proof for my claim:

Rich Hill wears brown jackets with blue pants. That is all. Read more

Yeah, I almost laughed at this because in a historical sense, he wouldn’t be wrong, kinda. His comments are obviously gross, wrong, and not reflective of PFFA, but there is something amusing to me about a potential reality in which Nick freaking Cannon is well-versed in the historical context and formation of Read more

Wearing a Jose Fernandez shirsey right now, actually. Read more

I put Scherzer near the top of my list for active pitchers with good pitching names. Something about the S followed by a hard consonant just works. Scherzer, Smoltz. There’s someone else who was a good pitcher whose name started with “Sch,” but I just can’t place it. Read more

I said earlier in slack that I would name a child Vida Blue. First and middle name. Not sure if it’s a great pitcher name, but it’s a perfect name nonetheless. Read more

Any aptonym goes to the top of the list, except maybe Grant Balfour. Read more

Correction: This blog has been updated to reflect that Brian Waters says he is not the CEO of Cartel Management (which was given as his title in an article used for this blog). Waters says he works in Operations for Cartel. Also, the updated proposal from Cartel was not sent to the commission on the same day as the Read more

I have really bad pee shyness so one time when I was a kid and my family was driving from the Bay Area to Disneyland I held my pee for the duration of the drive after drinking a 32 oz fruit punch Gatorade.  Read more