Drew is on mobile but wants the people to know that “Chuck Todd is human waste.” Read more
On debate preparation: My sources are telling me that Trump prepared for the debate by drilling a hole in his own skull to let the demons out, so coherent speech will be a big win for him. Read more
Watch on Bloomberg’s Youtube channel. My logic is their magazine is good and fewer people will be watching it than the others so it’ll be more stable. Read more
While we’re waiting for the gates of Hell to open, I have a question: If Trump pulls his wang out, do you think he gets arrested for indecent exposure? Read more
Tomi needs to be taking Kayleigh McEnany’s job dishing strong takes with Jeffrey Lord, not fucking around on Twitter. Read more
No one here has good jokes. Read more
I get you, and I hardly think people—especially people who have state functions in addition to political ones—should go around spitting on people they disagree with. On the other hand, I don’t know that I’d hug Henry Kissinger no matter what my job was. I think that’s what’s compelling about the image and why people… Read more
Trying to read into the quality of the embrace or what expressions on her face indicate whatever feelings she had is, to me, pointless. Read more
I find it more telling in the sense that while a lot of normal people think the Obamas are like them, they’re actually members of a powerful elite that treats political differences that affect the lives of billions of people as essentially a kayfabe thing. Read more
The point of the post is that something people have said happened did not happen. What implications this has for any points made using the thing that did not happen as an evidentiary basis are up to the reader to determine. Read more
I go back and forth between The Big Lebowski and Inside Llewyn Davis. Read more
I literally woke up this morning and was fucking PUMPED for the NBA for no apparent reason. Read more
A Federal Donut. Read more
Our executive editor John Cook asked the Clickhole/Onion guys—who are our new corporate cousins! We love them!!!—to their faces if it’s their project this week. They claimed it’s not but I don’t entirely believe them. Read more
Yes! It looks good as hell. Read more
I would win due to extensive knowledge of Survivor and demonstrated ability to build alliances within Gizmodo Media Group, which is basically like Survivor set in a Manhattan art gallery. Read more
Hey, I said he was morally complex. (I’m also bigger on the books, in which he hasn’t killed his daughter and in which, one presumes, he would only do so because he thought it was necessary to prevent a zombie apocalypse.) Read more
You’re correct. Read more
Hang out with my kids, go to the farmer’s market, ride my bicycle, watch sports, read books, edit blogs. Read more