I want to just backtrack to like half an hour ago when Donald Trump, after spending the weekend with his close advisors to work out a response to his potentially campaign-destroying hot-mic video where he boasted about committing sexual assault, said, “No, I never said that.”
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Here’s video of Trump telling Clinton he would throw her in jail, right after a rant in which he claimed Bill Clinton was the biggest abuser of women in the history of politics: Read more
This has fully devolved into literally a Ricki Lake-style reality show spectacle, with the audience hooting at Trump gotcha lines like “You should be in jail!” Read more
I literally can’t keep track of everything that’s happened in the last few minutes, but we’ll be on all of it. For starters, here’s Donald Trump saying he didn’t say what everyone heard him say: Read more
That’s correct and it’s been fixed to account for my braincramp. Read more
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We have an extremely intricate and almost entirely uncodified process that largely consists of ongoing conversation and innate story sense. We are always up for pitches, though! [email protected] Read more
Vegetable soup. Impossible to fuck up and requires no attention. Read more
I got a really sharp chef’s knife and I’ve enjoyed having and using it. Read more
We actually have a name for this. We call it the Phuc X. Kieu Effect: http://theconcourse.deadspin.com/cops-man-named-phuc-kieu-tried-to-rape-rob-man-after-1662653438 Read more
Absolutely not—leaving aside other sports, that would be Branch Rickey even if he had had no role in desegregation—but it would be a hell of a thing, and Epstein is just an incredibly impressive guy who’s adopted the real innovations of teams like the A’s and Rays to build great, entertaining teams that have big-city… Read more
We were just debating this. I think I’m going with the debate, and I’m a Giants fan. But if Trump fails to pull his wang out in the first 20 minutes, I’ll probably check in to see if the receiving corps can recover after last week’s atrocity. Read more
Not his fault, man! Read more
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Also, Pence talking about how he tries to spend time on his knees every night. Read more
They probably would be but it really is incredibly condescending as well as unconvincing. Read more
I really hate the Democratic “I’m a person of strong faith, but not so much that I actually take it seriously or anything” pose. Read more
Buck Showalter telling the ump “Can’t have that!” re: a trash Jays fan throwing a water bottle on the field exhibited more readiness for the presidency than these two jamokes have put together all night. Read more
Pareene I feel like I’m in a fucking time warp. Pence really is a 2005-era Republican, and Kaine was deemed too milquetoast and behind the times to deliver scared-Democrat orthodoxy ca. 2008 in 2008, when he was strongly considered as a VP choice. Read more
Barry, Lorraine just blocked me too, for this good tweet: Read more