Only his dignity and credibility. Read more
Yeah I’m a dumbass and am now making the face those guys are making. (The wire had Williams identified incorrectly and I don’t watch a lot of Lakers games, so I had a brain cramp and went with it despite that rather obviously not being Julius Randle.) Read more
Someone almost certainly would have picked Lester if this was a list of our favorite sports stories, but I don’t know that they really had a single moment like either Game 7, the Euro final, Nate beating up Conor, Peyton hugging Papa John, Sox brass booting Drake LaRoche, etc. Read more
Gizmodo Media is the umbrella name for Deadspin and its sister sites, as Gawker Media used to be. Gizmodo Media Staff here just means that writers from various sites contributed, but the list is a Deadspin product. Read more
This is correct. Read more
Featherweight is the one that’s really fucked up, but this fight in March is supposed to be for an interim lightweight title. I’m just poking fun because the interim thing is completely out of hand and has been for a while. Read more
I didn’t say he hasn’t published a book since A Storm of Swords, I said he still hasn’t finished the sequel to A Storm of Swords. Read more
Krizilonski has spoken: Read more
An earlier version of this post misidentified the player who took the final shot; it has been fixed. Read more
Baseball doesn’t have a cap. Read more
Moskovitz Read more
Make some shortbread! Read more
Fuck off. Read more
Bond on volume. Read more
It has Michael Fassbender and Marion Cotillard! It’s going to be good. I’m embarrassed by how excited I am to see it. Read more
Pop or Belichick? This is a really chalk take but I can actually see one of them doing well given baseline soccer knowledge; you can delegate tactics but the job is more about big-picture management stuff dealing with organization, motivation, goals, and recruiting and I can see them figuring out how to do well there. Read more
The wildest Trump blackmail rumors involve sex tapes but I don’t especially believe them. (I consider him basically blackmail-proof due to shamelessness; if a tape of him getting it on with a Russian spy came out he’d tweet proudly about it.) Read more
Rom Romberts. Read more
I bought myself a new stereo receiver like six weeks ago and it’s just been sitting on the floor of my office because I’m too daunted by the idea of messing with speaker cable. I would like my wife to install the new receiver so I don’t have to. I’d also like a new merino wool hoodie because my old reliable one has a… Read more