a) Started working at Deadspin b) Put fatter tires on my bike Read more
Larry Bird was a slightly lesser Dirk against worse competition with less longevity Read more
No way, people only leave Deadspin for great jobs, and we never wish them anything but the best. Read more
Goddamnit I knew I was forgetting something, but thankfully it’s something we’re covering aggressively! Read more
a) This and Wimbledon are the biggest/only running stories in sports this week; we’re consequently covering both with a microscope. Read more
Well ... we know Stannis is going to burn Shireen (and it’s a pretty good bet he dies in battle), but this will be in hugely different circumstances, given that right now they’re roughly as far apart as New York and Chicago with a massive blizzard having dumped feet of snow on the ground. If he say burns her making a… Read more
Like Lauren said, this is going out tomorrow morning. Read more
The ankle pick gif in here is one of the greatest sports highlights of all time. Read more
Actually, it’s Arthur (or the Decline and Fall of the British Empire) Read more
I hate the fuckin’ Beach Boys, man! Read more
That is how the article is formatted. You don’t have to be bent out of shape by it in the least to think that having KKK signs hanging in outfielder corners is slightly weird. Read more
Eh, as a small child who worshipped Dwight Gooden in the 1980s I thought the KKK signs were actually pretty weird. Read more
The Social Justice Warriors should be a tag team. Read more
This initially referred to the Slate Take due to an oversight. Our apologies. Read more
La Croix is bullshit; highly undercarbonated. I don’t know why Adler likes the stuff so much; she should do as I do and maintain a personal seltzer-making machine. Read more
I mean, that pickle looks good. I’d crush it happily. Read more
This line has been emended to clarify that while Kenny Omega was representing DDT, his match against a little girl did not take place in the promotion. Read more