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I take all my personal conduct cues from Goodell's ad hoc meting of punishment, which is why I withheld a park visit from my dog after she maimed the neighbor, and then I euthanized her for eating my pot brownies. Now if you'll excuse me, I have a humane society gala to keynote speak at. Read more
The NFL and the past two weeks of domestic violence rhetoric is nothing more than the hot button topic of the day to these people. All this talk about getting tough on DV is nonsense. After a while, all will be forgotten, and "getting tough on DV" will go by the wayside yet again. It's farcical. I'm a prosecutor… Read more
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I run a process to catch the trolls. It's unfortunate that people waste their time doing this, but on the positive side: I get trolls to waste their time doing this. Read more
Not that it's worth anything, but I'm beginning to think that there are certain physical abilities that some athletes are just genetically gifted with, and pitchers would rank highly on this theoretical list of mine. The act of pitching requires the body to do a lot of things that it just wasn't meant to do, and some… Read more
I have mentioned in a previous post that my mom raised 4 kids by herself. She took her frustrations and anger out on us, she beat the hell out of us with anything and everything within reach ( switch, extension cords, vacuum cleaner extension, pots, etc.)I love my mom, she did the best she could but she was wrong. It… Read more
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Well done, Rachel. Well done. Read more
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King: This is delicious, Roger, really good chili. Read more
Last week, Politico, a Washington, DC-based native advertising shop, produced the Politico 50, a list of "the…
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What's most frustrating is that Levenson doesn't mention improving the Hawks - aka the fucking product. He's only interested in marketing tricks to increase revenue. How can we polish this turd? He could have Ted Nugent shooting flaming arrows at lynched Obamas and the people living outside of 285 still wouldn't show… Read more
I live in Atlanta and don't like basketball or the Hawks but I have been to a few games in the last couple of years. These owners are morons and it is disgraceful and shocking that here in Black Hollywood we don't have a bomb ass NBA team with a celeb fan base that puts butts, black and white, in seats. But the issue… Read more
One thing I didn't touch on in this article, but that Rembert Browne absolutely nails in his column about it over on Grantland, is that Atlanta is, in many ways, the ideal city for making money by selling things to middle- and upper-class black people. It says a lot about Bruce Levenson that his only idea for selling… Read more
By now you're aware that Bruce Levenson, controlling owner of the Atlanta Hawks, is selling his stake in the team,…
This is what happens when you no longer practice journalism but try to pretend your water carrying is actual journalism. Read more