I'm sure you get affiliate revenue for all those Amazon links, but what most dads really want is a nap. If my wife and kids truly love me, they'll give me one of those homemade, construction paper coupon books filled with hand-drawn vouchers for One Uninterrupted Nap On Saturday. Read more

As a dad myself, I can tell you that what dad really wants is for someone to take the kids away, even if it's just for thirty fucking minutes. Read more

[scans list repeatedly for 3 gallon jug of Aqua Velva brand cologne] Read more

I'm of the mind that this was in no way King being incompetent. I can only assume from his body of work that he was fed a line from NFL HQ, knew he was being fed the official line from NFL HQ, probably had them draft the verbiage of the statement, and he dutifully published it without giving a second thought to the… Read more

The original, for reference:

Yes. These should always be shared: Read more

You can hear it in his words and see it in his demeanor, can't you? You can imagine how he acted in the aftermath of the sexual assaults. The way he says "If you want to keep your integrity, you won't tell anyone about this." "We thought you were smart enough to just go along with it, to not question me. You have to… Read more

I hope after this clip is widely disseminated, I see no more comments wondering "How did he get away with it?" or "Well why didn't the women just go to the police if they were really raped?" Read more

HELP WANTED Read more

Better angle, with slow-motion.

Cutting weight can really fuck you up. Pedialyte mixed with Gatorade was my post weigh in rehydration drink. Sucks to shit yourself in the octagon. Read more

STICK TO SHARTS!!1! Read more