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Tim Marchman
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Editor at Special Projects Desk

I think there’s an easier and simpler way to get at Emmett’s central question: why didn’t the Northmen execute Jon Snow as a deserter from the Night’s Watch? I ask because literally the first thing we learn about the North is that they execute deserters from the Night’s Watch. Read more

If you think the Olympics are good for any city then you are either stupid or an asshole. This guy probably isn’t stupid. Read more

Benetti and Stone are the best goddamn broadcast team in baseball, and I say this as a strong advocate of the Len and JD Show. Read more

With all its success, Simmons just should name his new site Can’t Land. Read more

The joke is that there was news this morning that McGregor “agreed to terms with Dana White” on said fight and was reported by places like ESPN in a tone that suggested this was a major step in the fight happening, when in reality McGregor is already under contract with White and his having to agree to however many Read more

That’s great for Russell Westbrook but Mike Trout is still the superior hitter by nearly every advanced metric Read more

Nothing has ever hurt Maradona’s feelings more than seeing this. Read more

In other White Sox news, Plainfield High School senior Nick Prah will be back with the team this season running the video camera behind home plate and creating video montages. His job also includes roaming the stands to capture fan videos, editing together replay and end-of-inning video clips. Read more

As a longtime, long-suffering (is there any other kind?) White Sox fan living in Baltimore, I make the annual trip to Camden Yards for their three game series. There have been a lot of highlights (watching Jeff Samardzija getting shelled through the gates of an empty stadium comes to mind), but the obvious winner Read more

Nice try. Every single time Tebow has taken the field in some minor league training camp and minor league spring and fall league the last two years, he’s taken spots away from young men who actually play baseball and are actually trying to make it as a baseball player to earn a living. Instead, some delusional Ned Read more

Russia interfering in our election? Plausible. Read more

The best way to “use sports to talk” to someone is the following technique, since it shows your vast knowledge of baseball, one of the sportiest of sports. Feel free to explain what you’re doing each step of the way. Read more

(courtesy of Sam Woolley)