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Maura Johnston
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You guys are a Coke brand. Never forget that. Let’s make sure that we’re doing everything we can to stay at that level and not get down into Tab village. Read more

Cardi Bs song sucked. Not sure where all the hype around her came from but my god I feel like I’m being punked. Read more

“Bon Appetit” was released in 2017??? Jesus fuck this year has been long, I thought we left that behind in the dumpster fire that was our year of the Lord 2016. Read more

Yeah, but you’re a dude. Do you KNOW how many lectures I got from guys and gals alike about how I was just being uptight and it was all in good fun and omg it’s not like he MEANS it it’s all just jokes and gawd just get a sense of humor for ONCE omg you know feminists just have no sense of humor... Read more

I’ve been hating on that dude for over a decade so yeah, I think we’re long past it being okay to hate that smug crapface. And I was a dude in high school/college when his shit was going strong so I was prime audience for it, but it always completely repulsed me. Like... ugh. I don’t know, that site was everywhere in Read more

It’s really gross how quickly people here can overlook this asshole’s history. It would be one thing if he was apologetic at all, but he clearly has no idea how his shit contributed to rape culture, or doesn’t care. I don’t buy for a second men like this can change and start to see women as actual people. He deserves Read more

no, what would be amazing is if this chode fell into a sinkhole full of angry scorpions Read more

I wonder if that really just means television is better than ever. Stay with me, we’re becoming more divided. Vanilla is the most popular ice cream flavor. Is it the best? Hell no. But the good ones are so specialized that it’s unreasonable for everybody to anoint any one complex flavor as the best (The best is Read more

I hate this guy so fucking much. I was in high school when he was fighting for the precious Ten Commandments thing, and every single male teacher (sorry, “Coach”) I had just loved this guy. He was constantly lauded as a role model for “standing up for his principles”, while I was given detention for expressing raw, Read more

I’m fine with accepting culpability for my part in global warming and the continuation of racism in the US, but I’ll be god-damned if I’m gonna accept any sort of responsibility for Trump’s continued presence on this planet. I’ve hated that motherfucker longer than a lot of people on this site have been alive. I did Read more

The question of “what are these kneeling players protesting” has been answered over, and over, and over again—and should’ve been eye-bleedingly obvious to anyone paying even a modicum of attention, even without Kaepernick et. al. providing an explanation.

I’m the son of two law enforcement officers; I admit up front Read more

Remember in the 90s when Andrew Dice Silverstein (I’m not being anti-Semitic, I’m mocking him for his attempt to hide his Jewishness to better seem like a fratty douche’s idea of a tough guy) hosted SNL and a few female cast members refused to participate in the show? Why didn’t any current cast members do that? Read more

Hmm, a “whatabout” with some desire for nuance. 2004 Facebook was just a forum for college kids; Reddit, YouTube, Wikipedia, and Twitter were not around/were nascent; Google wasn’t a verb; - there goes the speed for news stories from the past to circulate and old gossip to pop to the front. We were in the start of Read more

You don’t get credit for saying “I hated being a part of it.” Read more

It’s amazing how fast these “state’s rights” anti-federal government wack jobs do a 180 when you mention sanctuary cities. “HOW DARE THEY DEFY FEDERAL LAW?!” Read more

“It’s not hypocritical if my goal was always to make money and maintain relevance among dullards” — Lorne Michaels Read more

Lorne is a spineless moneygrabbing hypocrite. What else is new? Read more