a can of tomatoes doesn’t take up any more room than a can of pizza sauce! Read more
I’m an A’s fan! Would love them to prove me wrong, but it will take more than these 21 games. Read more
True story: I have read every word published by Deadspin since I started, except the 47,000 Nick wrote about the nerd comics. I just couldn’t do it. Read more
Are you telling me you have one to sell, or Read more
So the one who’s not a nerd would win, then? I agree. Read more
Converse All-Stars, casual loafers, boat shoes. No socks showing, obviously. Read more
why do you all have such giant feet Read more
huh. Read more
Living in a four-season city is worth it only during the two weeks a year there are beautiful leaves. And it’d still be better to live in a no-season city and go visit someone during foliage week. So absolutely not. Read more
Not as long as you’re not pushing children out of the way. Read more
Charcuterie plate. Easy to eat with your fingers and no risk of spills. Also delicious. Read more
what’s a white sox Read more