Gardening. Gardening actively rules. Read more

Last summer I was doing aged rum, water, and homemade limoncello, and it was great. Read more

If the question is whether a powerful American institution has the capacity to meaningfully change for the better, the answer is almost always no. The people with the power to make the change are also the people who benefit the most from the status quo. Read more

Only acceptable if you’re at a public urinal. Read more

I think I could survive without my left pinky finger. Read more

Gotta say, too many of my coworkers like the weeniest weenie-ass music. Read more

Some people are obviously trying to get into Dead Letters, and some people are lunatics who think they’ve cultivated an ongoing back-and-forth with Deadspin staff when really their weak shit was sent to junk mail literally years ago. Read more

I thought this was excellent: https://adequateman.deadspin.com/some-of-the-times-i-didnt-consent-1819449428 Read more

Definitely Luis. He dislikes sushi! Read more

Infinity War is fun and full of action but has a lot of bummer shit in it that makes it less fun to rewatch. Endgame was a bummer to watch the very first time, so maybe it’ll be better the second time? Read more

I’m taking the home teams! Dubs and Nugs and Raps. Also I will be rooting for the Dubs and Raps, and neutral for Nugs/Blazers. Read more

Perfect. Read more

Wait, not free agency, Davis will not be a free agent. Read more

He’s the only non-Embiid 76er who is playing with any force whatsoever in this series! Read more

actually Gomez’s face is the funniest, therefore this ranking is wrong Read more

I think the Warriors will have an easier time exploiting Jokic’s defense than the Nuggets will have exploiting Jokic’s post game against Draymond. And Klay Thompson is a vastly better perimeter defender than Gary Harris. Read more

Watching this game tonight it just occurred to me all at once in the fourth quarter that there’s just no way either team can realistically bother the Warriors in a playoff series. Maybe in a game or two, if things go just right. Read more

goddamn right, pal Read more

I’ve really enjoyed the Marvel movies! But give me a movie about the Marvel characters, and not a movie about the ending of certain movies about the Marvel characters, know what I mean? Read more

Nah, first of all I think the Bucks have better surrounding personnel than maybe you’re giving them credit for, and anyway gimme a Finals series that has the most thrilling player in the league, to say nothing of the team with the best record in the NBA. Read more