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Chris Thompson
miserableshitehawk
Staff Writer, Deadspin

I think Warriors-era Durant is definitely the latter, but Oklahoma City-era Durant could definitely be the former. Read more

Duh. That’s like the fourth time I’ve gotten that backwards in the last three days. Read more

The thing about the Hawks is John Collins should get some minutes at center and they probably view Jaxson Hayes as their center of the future. But, yeah, if they want to make a playoff push next season, having Cousins around certainly wouldn’t hurt. Read more

I think if you find that ball you will see that it no longer has a dick. Read more

No, I did not compliment him on his name sarcastically. Julian was my grandfather’s first name and is my nephew’s middle name. I do not have any issue whatsoever with him changing his name, and it’s weird how you’re so determined to make this a thing. Read more

Your comment is dumb. I have no problem with him changing his name, which is why I have expressed no problem with him changing his name. In fact, I complimented him on the choice of name. Read more

I’m just warning you now, Bobby Portis might technically be a “24-year-old stretch-4,” but he literally will not pass the ball and he’s one of the worst defensive players in the league. I hope he turns it around, but if he does what he did for the Bulls and Wizards on the Knicks, you will get one year of very bad Read more

Yeah, so, the way it works is, there are a number of roster exceptions that allow teams operating over the salary cap to sign free agents to new contracts, so long as those contracts fit the parameters. And teams are allowed to sign as many minimum-salaried veterans as they want, until their roster is full. They’ll Read more

Like I said, this could all go to shit!

Well, we did say some of this. And Pelinka really did come close to screwing up the Anthony Davis trade in a way that would’ve kicked the Lakers out of the Kawhi sweepstakes. And this might all still go to shit! Read more

The Orioles are the dreary, regular kind of shitty. The Mets opened this season honestly believing they’d contend for a championship! Their dipshit general manager, who calls in game-day decisions from his damn couch, told the rest of the NL East to “come get us.” Read more

I think the idea is that athletes have a much shorter window to earn a living in their chosen field, and it expires much earlier in their lives. I think it’s reasonable to make an exception where that’s the case. Read more