In reading this again, I worded part of that last paragraph really sloppily. The Cowboys triggered the optional fifth year in Elliott’s contract, but this season will be his fourth under his rookie deal. His situation is very shitty when you consider the wear and tear he’ll be exposed to over the next two seasons,… Read more
Unbelievably, I had to correct this from “100% TRUMP supporter” to “110% TRUMP supporter.” Read more
Ah, so a writer on a different website, then. Got it. Weird choice to stage that argument in Kinja, where the article used the words “earns ejection” in the actual headline, but whatever. Read more
I honest to God have no idea who you’re arguing with right now. Read more
A fair number of us are remote staff. I live and work in Virginia. Read more
Anything by Willet. If you’re into rye, their Big Poppa is really great. Read more
Pancakes, duh. Read more
Gotta get out of the house, get a meal, get a couple nice cocktails, and be around other human beings. Read more
vape thing Read more
I am sick of these fucking White Sox making useful pitchers out of Nats castoffs. Read more
Even considering this question is giving me anxiety, and I demand that it be deleted! Read more
I play, here and there. It’s too expensive and time-consuming for me to get better, but it’s fun as shit. Read more
hell nah Read more
Season 2 is less good than Season 1, but still real good. Read more
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Uhh, the entire blog is about him preferring to play power forward. Read more
I think that would be a fine strategy, but none of those dudes are remotely capable as rim protectors in 2019. Certainly none of them can match Davis in that category. Few can! Read more
I originally had Roger Maris in the Hall of Fame here, when he is not a Hall of Famer. Read more
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Ah man, I loved Bill Walton as an NBA guy. His pairing with Snapper Jones was probably my favorite broadcast tandem of all time. Read more