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Chris Thompson
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Staff Writer, Deadspin

Yeah, this one’s on Magic. He should have offered Ingram, Kuzma, two picks, and that’s it, then sit and wait for a counter offer. You can reason with one or two guys about being trade bait but not the whole damn team. Read more

Rondo is legit sitting in court side seats to avoid being within arm’s reach of LeBron. Read more

Did you consider that maybe LeBron is sitting alone because he told the rest of the guys “daddy needs some alone time”? Read more

Clearly a flop by Wagner. Glad to see the refs didn’t take the bait and give Lance the cheap foul.  Read more

Half of the team’s rotation players now know that if they are still on the team by the end of this week, it will register as a profound, crushing disappointment to their bosses and their team’s best player. And that’s exactly how they all played against the Pacers! Like a bunch of guys who are only wearing the same Read more

I’m not sure which is the worse burn: this chant, or the Wizards entitling their press release “John Wall Injury Update” Read more

Lakers down 69-46 after one half with the full starting lineup out there.

No way Ingram wins anything with this LeBron guy on his team. Read more

Hey, that’s not at all fair.
Professor Frink usually had good plans. Read more

The golf course setting made him briefly forget that “way below par” is not a good thing in a football setting. Read more

So then, who’s sailing the Asstanic into the towering Assberg?
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Making bad decisions while golfing. Cornerbacks—they’re just like us! Read more

There were a couple of series where the Pels tore up the Rockets D with the infamous Darius Miller-Chiek Diallo pick-and-roll. It was...something. And a nice “eff you” to the rest of the NBA.

Jah’s been a nice story, and there were a couple of possessions tonite where he got isolated on Harden and moved his feet well Read more

To be fair, Houston doesn’t have Capela right now. I imagine there’s a difference between playing the group of second-string post players Okafor was taking to the block versus playing Playoff Draymond.
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In the 2015 NBA finals, the Warriors made the adjustment to go more to their small ball lineup after improbably starting the series 1-2 to a Cavs team without either Love or Kyrie. The Cavs essentially could not play Timofey Mozgov in rotation anymore because he would get run off the court by small guys. This Read more

Dad: Shit, what’s the name of that sportsball team Trent plays for? Boston ... [puts on hat] uh ... Badgers maybe? [puts on jacket, goes downstairs] Ok honey, I’m ready. Read more