Horford’s not technically wrong.

“wondering whether Kyrie Irving would rather play for [gulp] the New York Knicks. “ Read more

This is the same math Trump uses for his net worth just adjusted to billions. When calculating for the IRS, the answer is 1 and when Forbes is asking him, the answer is 9. So following this logic, the true solution to the equation is -2 billion owed to Deutsche Bank. I hope that clears up the controversy.  Read more

Can you imagine lucking into a situation where you get to ride LeBron James to a championship, then being out of work for a year because everyone knows you’re not that great of a coach and you rode LeBron James to a championship, and then, because the front office of a team trying to ride LeBron James to a… Read more

LaVar Ball is gonna do a helluva job. Read more

Using the standard order of operations of PEMDAS you get... “The Warriors blew a 3-1 lead.”
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Should have gone with spo and riley, then signed Chris bosh and mike miller, traded for Kevin love, bring ray Allen in for game six, kyrie for game seven, provoke Draymond to kick some one in the pills, have silver send Durant back to okc, moved the team to the east and, most importantly, added delly as a glue guy. Read more

How many years away are we from GM Kobe? Read more

I have NO idea what you’re talking about.

I know I’m high because the longer I look at this photo the smaller Tucker’s legs get. It’s absolutely Chandler-esque.

On the plus side, he probably got ejected from the park and didn’t have to watch any more Orioles baseball. Read more

This being the same reaction I have to waking up after a bender to discover 12-hour old pizza rolls in the microwave only makes it that much sweeter Read more

The worst part of this experience is that there’s now incontrovertible video proof that he attended an O’s game. Read more

This is a classic Rizzo/Lerner, “look over there, not here!” Read more

Is it just me, or do fewer than a quarter of the teams in any league, in any given season, operate with their heads out of their asses? Read more

In the words of (I think) a SportsCenter from nigh-on fifteen years ago, Simmons gave Lowry’s undercarriage the old how’s-your-father. Read more

It’s one thing if you’re a professional athlete, but if you’re a professional blogger you really shouldn't be going anywhere where marijuana isn't legal. Read more

Please tell me he didn’t try to bring a fake can of iced tea filled with weed in his carry-on bag.  Read more

Yes, enforcement of weed laws is stupid and always racist, but if you can’t get weed through the airport in 2019, man, you’re not even fucking trying.
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