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He had a house on the market forever in Portland. You could tell he paid a lot of money, but got taken by his contractor, so many of the materials were super cheap. Read more

Wow, that place has annual property taxes of $100K on an assessed value of $4.5 million. Read more

He looks like Arsenio Hall halfway into his transformation into Sam the Eagle. Read more

The NBA is so good. This is the only league in which ownership and executive management go to the player. In other leagues you hear about the player flying to various cities and meeting with ownership/management. Read more

Watch him stay in Toronto. Since Ballmer doesn’t have any hair, I expect that would cause him to pull his skull out.
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If this doesn’t end with Kyle Lowry and Pascal Siakam barricading themselves in Kawhi’s home while Steve Ballmer frantically drives around looking for his address, I’m going to be sorely disappointed. Read more

I only want a foul ball if I catch it on the fly and bare handed. I am not bringing a glove since I am older than 12. If I get one on a bounce or a ricochet off some old lady’s face, I am giving it to a kid. These rules do not apply if I have a chance to get a hockey puck, but I still want to catch it on the fly.
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I’ve ascended from the struggle for foul balls after I got two in the same game. One of them was the result of a popped up ball that rolled into my row, the other one was a laser that hit my mother in the arm, caused a fracture, and landed in my unexpecting  hands. It was a really bizarrely lucky day. Read more

I have never understood people’s desire for foul balls. What do you even do with it once you get it home? Is someone going to display a foul ball off the bat of fucking César Puello? In ten years, nobody will even remember he existed. I didn’t even know he existed until I just read this article, and he’s an active… Read more

Speaking of undeserving, I’m going to tell my dumb foul ball story . . . Read more

My first instinct is that red socks guy is a teenager, because most grown ass men who go to ball games would be in a first aid booth if they tried to do what this dude so easily did.   Read more

For what shall it profit a man, if he shall gain the foul ball, and lose his own soul? Read more

The most remarkable thing to me.is he’s doing this on a .176 BABIP Read more

Perhaps mr paparazzi there has learned a lesson in personal space Read more

I think it’s her complete lack of concern for the guy she just drilled in the face that really caps it. Read more

People think running a hotel or bar in a busy tourist area is easy money, but most of them don’t realize that you’re chipping off 10% to the weather guy right from the start. Read more

[At the Big Travel Cabal Headquarters] Read more

I’d be upset too if I checked my local forecast, saw sunny weather all weekend, then traveled to a different place where it rained. Read more

Monday Update: Old Man Literally Yells At Cloud Read more