God bless Javy Baez. Read more

It’s a lock that this story is going to get weirder before it gets normaler.  Read more

The master plan of six to ten people was to have one guy walk up to Ortiz and shoot him in the back? Read more

So we have six amateurs who planned to rob Ortiz and the first step in the master plan was to shoot him in the back in front of 100 people and then run away. Read more

This might be an easier one. On the one hand, this one almost featured a play at the plate. On the other hand, Tony Gwynn is just a bit faster than Bartolo Colon.

So...Alison Brie and Betty Gilpin seemed to imply on WTF with Marc Maron that the shooting of the training scene in season 1 of Glow (with Carlito and Tyrus) had a very creepy vibe. They didn’t specify from who though.

Fun fact, Tyrus had a small guest role with two other fromer WWE wrestlers during the first season of GLOW. After the season had filmed, both Brie and Gilpin, the main stars of the show, implied that some of the guest stars had made them feel uncomfortable during filming. Out of the three wrestlers, Tyrus was the only… Read more

Let he who has not said “Wait, it’s Tuesday? Ah, fuck, I thought it was Thursday. Fuck this, I’m here, but there’s no way I’m doing dick today.” cast the first stone. Read more

Alex Cora: BrockBot9000, run program “Average Right Field Defense” Read more

Happens to the best of us. Your laying it out—absolutely everything possible—in the conference room for the last doughnut and boom there’s the conference room table that you completely forgot. Once your hung up on it, there’s no way to recover. It’s a mid morning nap or nothing Read more

How is this not filed under Blight Sox?  Read more

As a lapsed baseball fan, I’m most excited to learn that Howie Kendrick is still playing. Howie! I wouldn’t even have thought to throw him into a “Let’s Remember Some Guys.” Read more

If I am a fan at the game, I’d rather see the four in a row in the eighth because the game is almost over. Three to start has me thinking “I have 3 more hours of this.” Read more

And so KD’s heel turn comes to an end with a heel turn. Read more

Definitely the Phillies pitcher. It’s like looking forward all week to playing golf and making a triple-bogey on the first hole. You know that no matter what else happens that day, the final score isn’t going to be good. Read more

I’ll say Stammen has it worse because Eickhoff’s outing is sure to be redeemed when Bryce Harper steals home later in the game. Read more

The Padres guy absolutely got the worse deal. He took the loss in relief (W-L is a terrible metric, but losses are a more meaningful stat for a reliever than a starter) and his performance made sports disaster history.

Eickhoff might be able to parlay this into getting the fuck out of Philadelphia. That practically… Read more

There are only a few things less violent in our world than a bench-clearing brawl in baseball. Read more

Sometimes my kids get in screaming matches over who gets to sit in which seat in our minivan. And it’s not even the front seat.  Read more

Five bucks says Durant has gotten a text from Kyrie Irving saying something along the lines of, "Don't fuck yourself up. Brooklyn needs us." Read more