patrickburns01
Patrick Burns
patrickburns01

Still hoping Craggs lets me wash his car once the internship runs out. I've lost money in the year since graduation. Sigh. Read more

Oh, holy shit. And thanks Emma Stone, for making fellow 23 year-olds seem incredibly lazy. Read more

Thank you, guys. That was truly an amazing thing to experience. Read more

Trust me, I'm not forgetting. Yes, I was young at the time, and Nolan Ryan put up some of the greatest seasons for his age in baseball history. Read more

You mean a sport that finished atop the ratings in a country? Read more

That rotation is really going to be a problem, though. But you've got Lawrie! Read more

I die a little bit every time they show Freese's home run. Read more

Ha! Yeah, I agree, I see them winning more than 90 games. Moore's stuff is scary good (I can attest, as an obsessive Rangers fan). Read more

Totally. If I may talk serious with you, what're your hopes for the Rays this year? Curious as to which James Shields we see this year. Read more

Oh god. Thanks for the comedy and for pointing that out. Read more