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Patrick Wyman
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I don’t know when else I’m gonna be able to tell this story, so I’ll latch onto the super-tenuous connection here and brag about this now. Read more

Today is my last day at Deadspin after seven years of forcing you to watch dumb shit I saw on TV. To commemorate my

Sorry the world doesn’t revolve around times convenient for you. Maybe when you get up to pee at 1:30am you can catch the eight and ninth. Read more

Some period of time in prison would be a damn good start, yes, instead of his athletic talents allowing him to buy off the silence of the woman he beat and escape his heinous crime completely unpunished by the legal system. That would be followed by him being unable to find a further career in the industry of Read more