Even Gassy Pete Is Too Much Pete Read more

She was exactly as direct as she needed to be. He is the one who is ignoring the words she is saying. You and he are both just trying to take any responsibility for the situation. Read more

CCS seems like someone who has proclaimed himself a “nice guy” and doesn’t understand why girls don’t like “nice guys” like him. Read more

And just think, he got his start commenting on Deadspin Dot Com. He’s even got a couple bylines here if you look hard enough. Read more

Honestly, would it have been that hard for them to reach out to you to discuss? You’ve been a friend of the site since a lot of the current writers were in grade school. Read more

I’d be curious to know who actually is the money behind this clearly astroturfed PAC. Read more

...we sort of forget about the ultra-blocky Starion. Read more

Eat the rich Read more

Counterpoint: Doug Ford Read more

Nah, you’re thinking of the Frankfurt police. Read more

Police were on the scene grilling bystanders about the incident and took away several suspects in a pattywagon. Read more

You’d be surprised. It’s the same as companies that lease hardware to turn capital expenses into operational expenses. If you can get a higher rate of return by having the capital invested elsewhere then you’re paying in interest, it’s smarter to finance the car. Read more

Sorry your paychecks are only $1200 Read more

Someone said something who played nine games in three years? Wow, this is huge news. Hope it takes up one of the big spots up top for the next week. Read more

so....is there anything in soccer you actually LIKE? or are you just projecting? Read more

You’ll have to forgive his typo. He’s exhausted after a long day toiling in the math mines. Read more

lol tell me more about the 1939 Olympics you fucking fascist Read more

This sort of behavior should absolutely be encouraged; maybe we can just get all the idiot Tesla-driving tech bros to off themselves. Read more

I hate/love that this needs no context for most of us to get the reference. Read more

“Cleaver?” No, it’s not meant to cut meat. It’s a statement of fact. Read more