Uh, have you BEEN to Wrigley in the past couple years? It’s been nearly completely rebuilt from the inside out.  Read more

Is this English? Read more

“If Norway is indeed a glimpse into the future of a Tesla-rich market, things don’t look great.” Read more

Terrible idea, G-Wagens are a dime a dozen. I saw two AMGs walking to dinner just last night.  Read more

Why are they so quick to defend owners over players? Doesn’t seem that complicated to me, it’s really a black-and-white situation. Read more

About 10 years ago I went to test drive a used Legacy. It had riiiight around 100k miles. Read more

LMAO on top of EVERYTHING else about this, this asshole really thinks he’s going to beat Osterman in the 48th ward? Read more

Wait wait wait...the KOCH BROTHERS are the reason you think Jalopnik is critical of Tesla? Read more

Now it’s gonna be REALLY hilarious when he buys Gizmodo Media Group next. Read more

It’s kinda funny how Deadspin and Splinter are constantly trashing outlets that write up PR pitches and junkets, when over in the other side of the room Jalopnik is eagerly writing up glowing PR copy for DHL’s “green” initiatives. Read more

But it’s not. At all. Read more

None of them do. Read more

RIP Sports By Brooks, a grieving nation turns its horny eyes to you. Read more

Drive around my neighborhood for 5 minutes, you’ll have the answer.

Blaming Microsoft because ICE uses Azure is like blaming Apple because Stephen Miller has an iPhone. Read more

Circle Back In Temecula, Where We Can Take This Offline Read more

Aren’t you thinking of Pueblo for the pamphlets? Read more

That is a normal collar. Move on, find a new slant. Read more

I accidentally the whole Canada’s industry Read more

He does a surprisingly great job on Empire State of Mind, too. http://FunnyOrDie.com/m/3gmk Read more