Speaking for only myself, as someone who is getting ready to move on from my beloved ‘08 Outback XT, I’m sad that I have to also move on from Subaru. The Impreza/Crosstrek is too small/anemic/basic for my needs, the Outback is too big now, and the Forester just dropped the XT, making it too boring and anemic for my… Read more

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this is the best article ever posted on deadspin, by the best writer in the whole world Read more

what if media outlets just....didn’t cover or listen to mike francesa Read more

Pot Roast & Gravy, a commentariat turns its lonely eyes to you. Read more

Still an upgrade from the Peter Man Read more

Ok, but you know that those Uniteds are so named because they are the result of union between two older clubs, and the Spanish Reals are so named because Spain is a fucking monarchy. You do know this, yes? That words do, in fact, have meanings? Read more

Everybody loves a bootlicker. Read more

It's a goddamn travesty more Jordan stories haven't bubbled up. Because they're there. Read more

“There are pretty much only three main kei-car manufactures; Honda, Mitsubishi, Daihatsu, and Suzuki.”  Read more

If your snap streak ends and you care at all in any way about it, your first move should be to call a mental health professional, not go to the tech support site. Read more

“...no one will need to remember photos of Jeremy Clarkson looking distracted...” 

You greatly overestimate the degree to which people in Kansas-Nebraska-Iowa would give a shit about a St Louis NBA team. Also, OKC is closer than St Louis for much of Kansas. Read more

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The Athletic is really ~*disrupting*~ journalism here Read more

So, yeah...congenital stenosis often shows up in the 30s. Apparently it’s always been there but it had never caused any problems until my mid 30s. The normal kind affects mostly the elderly. Read more

As someone who also found out they have congenital lumbar spinal stenosis, and whose life has been completely affected negatively by it and the cascade of injuries and maladies suffered as a result of it over the past few years years, I feel awful for him. Clearly I’m no pro athlete, but even for a regular guy who… Read more

She claimed to have grown up poor (she didn’t), with a Jewish family (they weren’t), and was an immigrant (she isn’t). Her story about converting to Judaism has changed multiple times and isn’t verifiable. Read more

1) I have, and so have many others. Read more

DeKalb still sucks, it’s just an updated, slightly more tasteful suck.  Read more