That was delightful.  Read more

Rick was too good, too kind for what the internet became. Read more

Should have been you, Coach K. Read more

Rob Iracane, obviously.  Read more

Here is an important article that explains Popeye’s for the uninitiated. I promise you will enjoy it.

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what the fuck is a max finkel Read more

Rick is one of the nicest people I’ve ever had the pleasure of knowing and/or working with. This is awful. Read more

A shady trucking company with an Italian name? Wow, surprising they'd be in the debt collection and loansharking business. Shocking. Read more

THE COWARDS CHANGED THE POST TAG Read more

You know what else could be filed under “Weird Animal Shit?”

Look man, you think I don’t know about the comments section? Really? REALLY? Are you seriously trying to educate ME about the Deadspin comments section? Read more

Another infuriating, stark reminder that abusers don’t fit any specific profile, they’re everywhere. Apologies for apparently being one of the few commenters who don't find this funny. Read more

Hyperbole aside, it’s an hour and a half via CTA to Midway. It’s an hour-plus by car to SeatGeek. I guess what I was really trying to say is that it’s a pain in the ass to get to fucking Bridgeview to watch them, the Fire, or anyone. I would love a soccer-specific stadium in the city, but it’s probably never going to… Read more

I wish the Red Stars (Chicago’s team) didn’t play in an industrial wasteland in an area completely unserved by public transit, and that takes over an hour to drive to in traffic.  Read more

If your nephew is anything like you, sounds like the immigrant was doing everyone a favor. Read more

Grown adults who go after homers/fouls when kids are anywhere in the vicinity, and/or adults who get autographs, have forfeited their right to continued existence. Read more

Patrick: thank you.  Read more

Jesus, in 2005 Shaq was already getting into the Large Beefy Boy phase of his career and he still looks positively skinny here compared to now. Read more

The stylist I grew up going to at a salon also cut my parents’ hair (both before and after their divorce), my sister’s hair and a few of my mom’s friends’ hair. She left that salon and opened up her own salon; my family followed (I had left the house/city by then). She eventually stopped cutting hair altogether to run… Read more

The site was a decade old when you started following it. I’m not sure you really understand what “the old site” was.  Read more