I look forward to building a relationship this season, I as the expert and you as the eager “student” of my expertise.  Read more

They helped transform Wrigleyville from a naturally grown douche-bro neighborhood into a boring-as-fuck, cookie cutter, half-mile-long-ESPNZone, douche-bro neighborhood; and it’s amazing how much worse that is.  Read more

Too bad he prefers managing in the NL because having Ricky Renteria lose his job to Maddon twice would be amusing.
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Just ran into my garage to fix this and to my bewilderment realized that I don't own a porsche. Read more

“I still get tweets that say, ‘Geoff’s a good footballer but I hate his politics.’ It hurt me at the beginning, because I was like, ‘This is what people think of me?’ But then I got to the point where I was like: ‘You know what? Screw it.’ These people don’t really know me.” Read more

Wakeboating. For the guy who goes to the lake-yacht dealer and says: “Y’know, I just need something slightly more obnoxious.”
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Finally, a truck that can haul around your mom. Read more

mods are asleep, post alfa content Read more

If this is a regular thing I am all for it, but there better still be some Jaguars Junction up in this mix.
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*Minor note of contention: it’s Trubinsky. Read more

FIFY
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This is a positive outcome. There was a time when a manufacturer would have sold the cars without saying a word about what happened to them. Maybe someone dies, maybe not. Either way they are already paid. Liability is about making companies be cautious in situations like this.  Read more

I can’t believe the Patriots went to all this trouble to beat the Dolphins.
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I've typed out like 6 different jokes but I can't bring myself to post any. This shit isn't funny. This fucker shouldn't be playing in the NFL right now making millions of dollars. He should be in jail or therapy or both. Fuck this guy. Read more

I like the idea that you’re from an alternate dimension were Tom Delonge is still the frontman of Blink-182, in a pop-punk influenced Berenstain/Berenstein Bears situation. Read more

There’s a nice harmony between the content of this comment and the speed with which you posted it, in that they both demonstrate incontrovertibly that you couldn’t be bothered to actually read the article. Read more

It was a nice excuse to invade Iraq. A country that wasn’t a threat to us in any fashion.   Read more

I believe that as long as one of the people is in a two-party consent state, you need permission.  Read more

I want to get inside Ellie from Brooklyn’s head. She’s got some hot existential takes - “the basis of our lives is our beliefs” and “People don’t live their lives on an ideological wavelength” - and decides, on September 12th, to call into Mike and the Mad Dog to share them. Read more