You ain't got to lie, Craig. People will still like you

The only people crying about ageism are old people, because they can’t get a job on account that they have no new skills, for example. And since y’all will be dead sooner rather than later, whine all you like, it won't do you a lick of good. Read more

If I was super old and it took me 5 hours to figure out how to get 100 miles or so charge into my EV, I would trade mine in too. Read more

It's called Google Maps, and since the range didn't plummet suddenly at the end of the trip, you're friend is still a twit for not checking his range throughout the journey. And you sound about as smart as your friend. Read more

Thank you for that very real story that definitely happened. Read more

Your friend sounds like a boomer, too self-absorbed and stupid to plan properly for the future. Read more

The blurb up top makes it clear what happened. “The AV Club” is a collection of individuals. Some of them thought the film was pretty good, but enough of them really hated it that it made the list. And now the comment section is going to be dominated by 20-something white guys crying about it. Read more

If you can drive a Taycan and call it soulless, you don’t know cars.  Read more

The two most fun things I’ve been in/on this year have been electric. Taycan Turbo S and Harley Livewire, in case you were wondering.  Read more

Why should we sit around and argue about how we are going to die Read more

Another valiant attempt at English from Stephen McKnight. Read more

*posts shitty, stupid comment* Read more

Go fuck yourself, bootlicker. Read more

Yeah, screw them and their totally reasonable usage of valuable brand equity acquired over half a century.
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The Netherlands, which, if anything, is even more mind blowing. It did happen, though:

“Wait, if the reporter’s in this bag, did I just put a live pig in a taxi to the airport?” Read more

I do the exact opposite; I stand up as soon as the plane takes off Read more

What is this fucking horseshit?: Read more

Goodbye everyone. It’s been a hell of a ride. Never made it out of the greys but that’s ok. Read more

Just a reminder that G/O Media has literally fucked one of the best sports sites on the internet “Deadspin” so hard that basically their entire staff has resigned. Read more