Send a follow-up! Some bureaucracies are slower than others. Read more
Once a year if we’re lucky. The NYC/DC/Philly group hang out more often. Read more
Weird, I think it’s funny and endearing Read more
Nah. I was 13, and turning left instead of right wasn’t going to change much in the long run. Read more
It’s okay to make eye contact with women..... Read more
I watched the Babadook, and it was good. Don’t watch it if you’re a parent. Read more
lol no Read more
it’s all cake in the end Read more
The sky, amirite Read more
Frogger Read more
Jezebel Read more
Oysters freak me out. I also don’t like the idea of cottage cheese and am actively scared of it. Read more
what Read more
Block the number Read more
HIGH FIVES ARE A DELIGHT, ARE YOU KIDDIN ME Read more
You can invite only your friends. It’s your wedding, brah Read more
I am a robot Read more
Aw! Read more
huskies Read more
People who channel an existing staffer’s voice to the point that it becomes parody. Beeeeeeeee yourself, man Read more