I love my paunch. Read more

BUDS

Just in case anyone thinks I don’t have The Ethics:

Seems like you’re the expert on it. Read more

I enjoyed this, because I quit Twitter a year ago and haven’t looked back. It is true how it starts to govern your life, as if a missed tweet would have some sort of consequence to it. Read more

i’m a baby Read more

Me, looking at at Tara Jacoby illustration (and getting ready to read a Clover Hope article)

1. Harvilla, but he wouldn’t brag Read more

Probably not. Read more

I’m sorry, but who are you? Read more

This is as important a story as Deadspin has ever done. My contempt for Hardy, Jones and Goodell is matched only by my admiration for Diana’s epic reporting. Read more

I’d love to hang out with her.
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I fell into a good group of friends by playing NYCSSC kickball a few summers ago. Drunk kickball isn’t for everyone, but stuff like that is a great way to meet new people and have fun. We don’t play anymore, but still hang out all the time and have meaningful friendships.
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That may well be true, but I would guess that all of them know how to properly answer the phone. Read more

Sure hope nobody else was expecting to win a Grammy next year... Read more

Also, Donald Trump cologne. It also stinks.

The man’s eyes and tongue were cut out and left in a dish on a side table; the woman’s hands were nailed to the headboard above him.

RULE 1: 1 gallon of (potable) water per person, per day Read more

Extra points: Ask her what color dress she is wearing and match your tie. Read more

Honestly, making a woman cum during foreplay is one of the best things you can do for yourself. Works in a few ways: Read more