No, we’re just idiots Read more

Word of truth. Asian too. They all offer vegan options, even. Delightful. Read more

I stopped being able to sleep until he was home safe Read more

Find My Friends has probably saved me from becoming the subject of a Don’t Text And Drive commercial. Nothing more annoying than getting an “ETA?” text while driving. Open the damn app, you lazy bastard. Read more

I’m sure you’re going to get all kinds of crazy comments saying that this is THE WORST THING EVER. While I don’t agree with the article I can see why these things might be helpful. Personally I would never want to use one or have a SO use one to track my every move, but do whatever makes you happy, I’m not going to… Read more

Besides, there’s no prize for being neurosis-free Read more

Literally the first thing Jia ever said to me was “Vaping is sexy!” in an Australian accent. Read more

Yeah I don’t know her. Read more

sorry turd sandwich... todays just not your day Read more

Who’s Drew Read more

Laughed a ton today but the article about ALL made me realize that the Deadspin staff has a unique and thoroughly cultivated skill in fleshing out bs after all the years covering with the NFL. I need more of this in the non-sports world! Read more

Why does the term Jezspin make me so uncomfortable? Read more

Please don’t do this switch thing again. I like the Deadspin writers at Deadspin. Read more

THIS IS ONE OF THE MOST NECESSARY BLOGS TO HAVE EVER BEEN BLOGGED Read more

This whole plot line killed me. I now love Blake Griffin. Read more

This one made me laugh. Good work. Read more

So this is what the Deadspin staff talk about all day... Read more

do you think Taylor says the N word when rapping along with Future Read more

Another sex therapist here (hi!): this works both ways. Although less commonly discussed, men can also not have an orgasm every time, and their partners can respond in the same way. Read more