@W.O.P.R.: I just hope they wear the same jerseys. Read more

Didier Drogba scoffs. Read more

Ah, shit. Updating post...right...now. Read more

@toledostripper: Cute. Very cute. Read more

Oh man. Clare, the Red Zone Channel comes with the Super Fan package of DirecTV and bounces around the league as great plays happen or teams find themselves in the red zone. You can watch all of the games on one channel and see every great play. Read more

@Rock You Like An Iracane: Ah, milk and cookies. You've found my kryptonite. Read more

Thanks guys! Don't stay up too late, kiddies. Big day tomorrow. Read more

@Johninho: They acquired Keane about two weeks ago, and this post concerns itself with more recent goings on. Read more

We're on it, don't worry. Read more

Friggin' women invading sports. Goddamn Title IX bullshit. Read more

@twoeightnine: +1 Read more

Wait...Jesus and Santa aren't the same guy? Read more

@Charlie Weis and his Buffalo Wings: Thanks. It's tough to live-blog when you've had one too many Coke Zeros. Read more

@twoeightnine: UM was my sleeper pick. Read more

@Rob Iracane: I'll see you in week 9, punkass. Read more

@Signal to Noise: Both Read more

I'll bet the Ladies... have Suss bound and gagged in a closet somewhere in an attempt to take his Deadspin weekends. Read more

It was the Dallas quarterback coach and the Steelers team physician. Read more

What is this you speak of? There are no illegal substances being used in football. You must be confused. Read more

Chicks dig a Wang that can go 7 innings. I'm just saying. Read more