Of course it's a modified boob joke. How else is he going to fit in in Florida? Read more
Ok, see the silver bridge that crosses the opening in the face at the six o'clock position? Where there are two blued screws anchoring the ends and a ruby in the center of it where it connects to the good colored circle (balance wheel). That is the basic "assembly line" design for most eBay Mushroom Brands (Chinese… Read more
Anybody with a mild interest in watches can usually spot the mass produced arms of a Chinese open heart design like the one pictured here. It's pretty good entertainment seeing people post their fake Rolex Daytonas etc. with an open heart design when that has never appeared in any way on the actual watch. Read more
big fan of Matt....(I think) he's a fan of the band Okervill River and if you ever attend a show in New England in the off season, Matt and Luke can be seen politely standing in the back of the room so not to dwarf the hipsters and always with them are random way too gussied and prettied up dates (groupies?) that are… Read more
It's not a shock that former coach and continued insufferable shit Tony Dungy says he wouldn't want anything to do…
Shit went down tonight in the matter of Chris Kluwe vs. the Vikings. Earlier this evening, word came down that…
I don't mean to come across as a hard ass. I don't want to come across that way. In fact, I hate that I come across that way. I want everyone to like me. It's the neurotic Jew in me. I think the fact that I start crying during the deposition when I talk about my friendship with Ryan says it all: That the 8 minute back…
It's nice to finally see the wife of a Raven drag their husband into something for once. Read more
Last week, Floyd Mayweather announced that he will fight a rematch with Marcos Maidana on Sept. 13. Their first fight
A Chicago sports-talk host (I can't remember who — maybe David Kaplan?) said, in passing, that Jeter is "one of the greatest players ever." Just threw it out there and took it as a given. Now I'm no nerd in my mother's basement ruining the game with those numbers and sabermatics and what have you, but are there any… Read more
Calling Erin Andrews "gutless" only proves that TruBiotics works as advertised. Read more
The silly, silly controversy over whether Adam Wainright gave Derek Jeter "a couple of pipe shots" is a great…
In the moment, I was too embarassed to think. After I got home and he explained what it was, I could immediately make out that it was a cow. The creepy part (as if the picture was not enough) is that for some inexplicable reason, on the opposite page my son drew a giant lobster who locked eyes with the chicken. You… Read more
Regarding the chicken horse tugjob, it was as bad a night as it sounds. We were forced to sit at our kids desks, which were arranged in clusters of 5. I am already uncomfortable sitting in a chair designed for 9 year olds in way too close proximty of 4 other parents - all women mind you. I was one of 2 dads who… Read more
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