"Revenge-fantasy fiction" indeed. thr111 writes this with same panting lurid style first perfected in the Penthouse softporn "Letters" section — right down to the switch from past to present tense for the hot action part of the fantasy ("I order every pie they have left in addition to my burgers") ("I slowly let my… Read more

So, this is a short vine with no context (that I have to watch without sound), but doesn't it look like he's letting himself be handcuffed relatively calmly, and shit only goes sideways once the taser comes out? Read more

NCAA to Players: It's not fair that the sports that make the most money should follow a different set of rules from all of the other athletes. Read more

I have two problems with this thing becoming a viral phenomenon: Read more

When corporate-sponsored, federally protected billion dollar organizations resort to Marxism to justify their position (on anything), it's pretty clear they don't even believe what they're saying. Read more

I have been employed by ESPN, a Disney company, for over 8 years and work on the same floor in building 12 as Soto. Several times in the past year he asked me out for dinner and I replied no...telling him that I don't date married men. Last December around Christmas, he asked again telling me he was separated from his… Read more

It wasn't Carmelo. He wouldn't even pass gas. Read more

Here is a mediocre GIF of the mom dunk: Read more

That dunk was Lincestuous! Read more

"This is offering up the dim, colorless notion that to have had ideas inflected by race, you must be overcome by some encompassing aura of racist determinism, that you could never find it in your big white heart to say some shit about Johnny Manziel, who is a fantastic shithead, on account of his whiteness." Read more

I've seen fire throwers and I've seen rain. Read more

Two losing traditions that deserve each other. Read more

This is why Snyder is so tone deaf - he encircles himself onluy with those who approve of his billionaire opinion. He refuses to even talk or be seen with fans, unless, like over the weekend, the fan is wearing a KEEP THE NAME t-shirt or otherwise facilitating his feedback loop. In this world, where employees he… Read more

Here's the statement a USA Today Sports Media Group spokesperson gave me: Read more

I was blocked by Jim Irsay for this reply to his John Lennon "Working Class Hero" tweet. Read more

Well I got blocked after I adarn'd ESPN Read more

Kareem Abdul-Jabbar blocked me in 2011 or so, even though I'd only @ replied to him once on Twitter in 2009, asking about jazz LPs (he did not respond, I think it was possibly my fifth tweet). Read more