Orlando: Tiger Woods regains number one ranking
A win at Bay Hill put Tiger back on top of the world golf standings. Congrats, Tiger! You should hit up a Perkins or something to celebrate.
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New Orleans: Hornets 110, Nuggets 86
The NBA's second most impressive winning streak was snapped at 15 games. The Nugs were without Ty Lawson and Wilson Chandler, and allowed Brian Roberts(?) to carve them up for 18 assists.
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Orlando: Heat 104, Magic 98
It happened again. 27 wins in a row, and LeBron James put on a show.
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Dayton: Ohio State 78, Iowa State 75
Ohio State rolls on, thanks to a game-winning shot from Aaron Fucking Craft, who continued to drive everyone crazy.
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Fontana: Shit got crazy at the Auto Club 400
Kyle Busch won, but the last lap saw Joey Logano purposely wrecking Denny Hamlin, sending Hamlin to the hospital and drawing Tony Stewart into a fistfight.
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Miami: Heat 109, Bobcats 77
26 in a row. The Miami Heat will never lose another basketball game. Also, this happened:
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Kansas City: Kansas 70, North Carolina 58
Well, at least some things still make sense in this tournament. Top seed Kansas took care of UNC and gave one fan all kinds of sads.
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Kansas City: La Salle 76, Ole Miss 74
La Salle wins its third tournament game, and advances to the Sweet 16 as a 13 seed thanks to this game-winning layup form Tyrone Garland. Has anyone seen Dom? We're kind of concerned.
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Philadelphia: FGCU 81, San Diego State 71
Dunk City! FGCU, the first 15 seed ever to advance to the Sweet 16, is the best thing to happen to the NCAA tournament in a long time with yesterday's upset. Please enjoy their dunks.
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Fuck Harvard.
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San Jose: Syracuse 81, Montana 34
Gross.
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Denver: Nuggets 101, 76ers 100
Hey, NBA stuff happened last night, too. Denver barely squeaked by Philly, extending its win streak to 14 games.
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San Jose: California 64, UNLV 61
More upsets! This one featured yet another 12 seed taking out a 5 seed, as well as someone taking a ball to the nads.
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San Jose: Oregon 68, Oklahoma St. 55
Now here's an upset we can get behind. No. 5 Oklahoma St. falls to No. 12 Oregon. Some guy in your office bracket pool is going to be really proud of picking this one. "Every year, there's a 12-5 upset, you just gotta know which one to roll the dice on!" he'll say, as you plunge a…
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Salt Lake City: Gonzaga 64, Southern 58
Gah, so close! There was something so delicious about the prospect of whiny Mark Few farting away his first 1 seed.
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Salt Lake City: Harvard 68, New Mexico 62
Under any other circumstances, we'd be very excited about a 14 seed knocking off a 3 seed. But read this fucking lede from ESPN.com's recap of the game, "Give those Harvard kids an A-plus in another subject: Bracketbusting 101." Fuck you, Harvard.
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Anaheim: Ducks 4, Blackhawks 2
The Ducks continued their creep towards the top of the NHL standings with a victory over the best team in the league. They did it in dramatic fashion, too, rallying from a 2-1 deficit with three goals in the third period.
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Los Angeles: Clippers 101, 76ers 72
The Sixers dropped their 14th straight road game. The Sixers are so very sad.
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Houston: Ed Reed signs with the Texans
So says a league source. Seeing Ed Reed in a Texans uniform is going to make us all feel very strange.
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