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Tom Ley
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Features Editor

Yeah, that dude should probably be fired. Read more

I was hoping you would chime in with your extensive booze knowledge. Read more

So, everyone else read through that whole piece just waiting for her to talk about the sex, right? Read more

Yeah, that one has to be the winner, right? Read more

It's a shitty move because academic performance, which boils down to how often a player decides to show up to Intro to Music, has dick to do with an NFL-bound college player's ability to play football. This would be like if other graduates were denied job interviews because they sucked at intramural sports. Read more

As someone who lived in Boulder for six years, I can assure you that its place on this list is deserved. What people don't realize is that while the town itself is pretty crunchy, the campus is a fucking hive of California-born bros who came to Colorado because they like to snowboard and smoke weed. Read more

I mean, there's a pretty big gulf between John Buck's "great month" and what Puig has been doing. Buck may have hit nine homers in a month, but his average and OBP were still miserable. Puig, on the other hand, has basically been flawless. Read more

And where is Buster? And Heyman?!?! Read more

Right, because $4 million is a totally negligible amount of money. Fuck off. Read more

Doc Rivers's son takes to Twitter to defend his father and bash Bill Simmons. Sports!

And here's Kaner with a unicorn mask on his head.

We should clarify that Burke is not wearing a Delmon Young jersey, but an original Scott Kazmir jersey. Read more

Oh man, that stings. If it makes you feel any better, I think the Rockies drafted Greg Reynolds over Tim Lincecum and Evan Longoria. Read more

Because if it did Dickey would just constantly pitch stories about Bjork. Read more

Burke mans the Florida office, but the rest of us are here in NYC. As for perks, we get bagels on Monday mornings and lunch on Wednesdays. Also, WE'VE GOT AN ICED COFFEE KEGERATOR. Read more