Dedicating this one to Jack Dickey, btw: http://deadspin.com/5943991/why-do… Read more

You should try reading the post before leaving a comment! Read more

I'm going to use this post as an opportunity to remind everyone to read Peter Richmond's fucking awesome story about watching baseball with Bill Murray: http://deadspin.com/5986709/the-sp… Read more

I really like the way Eli says "milk." Read more

Bear GIF reversed, courtesy of Reuben.

Bear GIF. via @Kunk7

Got this story from MY AUNT, tough guy. Read more

Do this: http://www.nomachetejuggling.com/2011/11/11/the… Read more

Mine's right off the JMZ stop at Broadway and Myrtle. Read more

Get the fuck outta here with that White Castle bullshit. Read more

For all you people complaining about the "shitty service" at Popeye's, you should know that the people at the one in my neighborhood routinely give me shitloads of extra food. A nine-piece nugget usually comes out to be something closer to 15 pieces. It's the best. Read more

OK, so people keep bringing up Bojangles. Where exactly can I find this? Read more

But see, Popeyes is so good that it can be enjoyed WITHOUT sauce. Why should I have to ask for some double-secret dipping sauce in order to make my Chick-Fil-A tasty? Read more

Yes, I think we can all agree that KFC is where happiness goes to die. Read more

This is a very good point. Read more

See, I personally think Chick-Fil-A is overrated garbage. It's just a fried hunk of chicken on a bun with a pickle on it. Read more

I don't believe you. Read more

I have never had Bojangles :( Read more

I have been making plans to try these for the past week. It will almost definitely happen this weekend. Read more

In-and-Out is good, but I will counter by saying that no burger joint can match the aromatic pleasures that come from inside of a Popeyes. That counts for something. Read more