So one time in college, my roommate and I exited an on-campus film screening to find an entire pizza, still in its box, sitting on top of the trash can in the hallway. Now, this was one of those big trashcans with the solid top and the openings on the side, so the box had come into zero contact with any actual… Read more

We only ever eat at our desks, and it results in all of us having the saddest/messiest workspaces imaginable. Just before typing this, I licked a moistened gob of parmesan cheese off my finger. Read more

The Caity Weaver guest Funbag is something we've all been wanting to happen for a very long time. Read more

Get out of here, Dickey. Read more

Three. Read more

Not pretentious. Caustic, irritable, and extremely mumbly? Sure. Read more

He was just here like 10 minutes ago. I don't know where he went, though. Read more

Sorry that article bothered you, but I stand by what I wrote. All any of us want in life is a boat and some ladies. Read more

No, everyone being fucking lazy and awful is holding up the entire series. Read more

Tommy Craggs was a standout high school basketball player. Read more

Hanzlik. He's got a very strong mustache. Read more

Is it cold where you are right now? If it is, please go outside and sit down, contemplate what exactly happened in your life that made you such a joyless prick, and then wait until you freeze to death. Read more

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Put this on your shelf and everyone will think you are way cool. http://www.discogs.com/Various-Americ… Read more

Cheer up, we have a Leitch post coming up later. Read more

You're the worst blog. Read more

Notice: A bunch of stupid-ass Kyle's former Gizmodo colleagues just came over and agreed with me. Read more

Ouch. Read more

Skippy Dies is one of the best books I've read in a long time. It's like if Dead Poets Society if Dead Poets Society carried some real weight and didn't suck. http://www.amazon.com/Skippy-Dies-No… Read more

I was confused by that too, but this article names him as the injured player. Maybe the other guy is his brother? http://www.journaldequebec.com/2013/12/08/cou… Read more