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Tom Ley
tom-ley
Features Editor

If we're assuming that this is a fantasy world in which athlete would be completely honest and forthcoming, I'd pick DiMaggio. The guy had mob connections, was married to Marilyn Monroe, knew every famous person in New York, was the face of the Yankees, and had a rivalry with Frank Sinatra. Richard Ben Cramer didn't Read more

Everyone would beat Greg, because Greg would never make it out of the blocks. Read more

TIM MARCHMAN DOES NOT SPEAK FOR THE REST OF THE DEADSPIN STAFF. Read more

I'm going to put you back in the gray if you keep being Captain Grumpy Pants. Read more

I think something along the lines of, "Can we play, Jelena?" Read more

People who care about the TRUTH. Read more

Yes, thanks for adding that. Read more

Sorry, I forgot to mention that. There will be a fan vote for "dunker of the night" or something like that, which I guess is the individual winner. Read more

Yeah, Lee does a lot of great stuff on the offensive end, and was indeed the focal point before Steph Curry really took things over in the second half of last season. But, as has been pointed out many times, he is terrrrrrible on defense. Read more