Hi. So, I used to do some blogging about the Rockies for SweetSpot not too long ago, and was given access to the TruMedia heat maps back then. I've still had access to them ever since, because the password never changed. Read more

According to Neill, here is how the UM political science faculty reacted to the emails: Read more

Let's not forget that Rovell was apparently suspended from Twitter by ESPN not too long ago.http://deadspin.com/did-espn-suspe… Read more

Oh, you don't need to parse anything out for me. I was just curious about what sorts of violence you deem acceptable to laugh at. Read more

What kind of "funny" fight videos do you like? Read more

Wow, you are right. It's Chekhov's shovel! This really is a triumph of a film. Read more

I mean, I wasn't here from 2007-2011, but I don't really remember Deadspin calling LeBron out for not making it out of the playoffs. And anyway, I thought the LeBron backlash was stupid when it was happening, too. Read more

I imagine that crab legs are also super hard to steal. I mean, how do you hide those? Shoulda just taken a few sandwiches or something. Read more

Yeah, I changed the headline to just "athlete." Read more

You wrote way too many fuckin' words, man. Read more

np Read more

Click the hyperlink in the one line of text and I think the headline will make more sense to you. Read more

I laughed at this. Read more

Yeah, you can tell that the Rockets aren't really used to defending a player like LMA. At the start of the game, they ran the same pick-and-roll action for Aldridge on the left wing three times, and he was left wiiiiiide open all three times. Read more

Since when do cameras have LEGS? Read more

Congratulations! With this comment, you have officially claimed the title of "Lamest Motherfucker on the Internet." Please send your address to [email protected], so that we may send you your prize: a JanSport backpack full of dicks. Read more

And here is the necessary GIF.

What do you think of MLB's policies regarding amateur players that force defectors like Puig to immigrate and establish residency in places like Mexico in order to gain free-agent status? It seems to me that a lot of the nefarious components that go along with these defection stories—smugglers with ties to drug… Read more

[Runs away from this comment like I just witnessed a vicious crossover] Read more