Barry would win because he's smart and was actually on Jeopardy once. Read more

My mom is all for it. She reads the site constantly and will sometimes write things like "Looks like you guys are getting a lot of page hits this month!" in emails. She's a good mom. Read more

You are correct! I'll fix that. Read more

An improved version:

Russ joins the fun: Read more

Everyone needs to spend some time on Lil' Rufio's Instagram page. Read more

This is a good time to direct y'all to my favorite tweet: Read more

Aside from the texts not being verbatim in the original story, I'm curious to know what everyone thinks about OTL's decision not to include Rice's side of the conversation. Thoughts? Read more

No :( Read more

My walking speed is fine. Read more

Thank you for your time ;) Read more

I have invited Gawker Media's weed guy, Andy Cush, to appraise the authenticity of the weed in the video above. Read more

Jonah Keri had a really good an thorough breakdown of how the season came off the rails, and it's not because they traded Cespedes. http://grantland.com/the-triangle/o… Read more

Samer made a GIF:

Story time! Read more

Have you ever played in an offensive system that is as fast-paced as Chip Kelly's? While watching the game last night, I kept going back and forth between thinking, "Man, I bet being a lineman in that system is a lot of fun!" to "Oh God, that must be the most exhausting thing ever and it must suck." Figured it would… Read more

This is always tough for me. I try to wait until Friday each week, but sometimes a bear is just too good to wait on. This is one of those bears. Read more

For the record, we never said he did a bad job. We said he's a piece of shit. Read more

It's long and intense, but the writing is really, really good and all of the characters are supremely easy to fall in love with, so it never feels as tedious as it probably should. Read more

That's the annoying thing about Rovell, because there is a lot of stuff that falls under the umbrella of "sports and business" that is incredibly interesting. With his platform and resources, he could be writing and breaking stories that I'd actually want to read, but instead he chooses to just be a guy who rewrites… Read more