My fault! Should be fixed now. Read more

This isn't exactly a substitute for Bear Friday, because koalas aren't actually bears, but I thought this lil' guy was cute as hell. Read more

Someone tried to sell us a picture Patrick Willis's dick a while back. Negotiations stalled when we demanded to know if it was a nice penis or not. Read more

Samer, I think. Or at least he's the only one I know of that plays pickup. Read more

Beast Quake. I almost fainted. Read more

Ocarina of Time, Goldeneye, and Knights of the Old Republic. Read more

He's doing fine. He did say "fuck" right in a little four-year-old girl's face during a staff meeting yesterday, though. Read more

Yeah, I really have no idea why our search function is so bad. Whenever I need to find something, I just type "deadspin" and whatever I'm looking for into google, and that usually works. Read more

Yeah, this guy can really go fuck himself. Read more

I don't think we ever claimed that he was over the hill. When he was struggling earlier, we pointed it out as a thing that was happening and bumming us out. Now that he's playing better, we are happily pointing that out. Read more

Please tell me all about the people you know who have lip tattoos. Read more

I believe Draymond is also the one who started the "I'm in love with the CoCo" tradition. I like Draymond a lot. Read more

I was worried about Tommy when he left the bar that night, and I Gchatted him in the morning to see how he was. This was his response: Read more

Yeah, I came dangerously close to saying "Does this guy even watch basketball?" after reading that, and then I felt ashamed. Read more

This boob is the boob version of this lady. Read more

Cheating. Read more

1) That's a bad prediction. Read more

I think I would stand a pretty good chance, because I would probably pick Russell Westbrook. Read more

I have Dragon Age but have not yet had the stomach to open it because I know it will suck like 50 goddamn hours out of my life. Read more

Yeah, this is a very scary thing that I hope is not true. I'm hoping LeBron is secretly injured or just taking it easy on purpose for some reason, because I'm not really ready to live with a permanently diminished LeBron James. Read more