I think baseball players should wear really tight jerseys, like soccer players. We should let baseball be sexy. Read more

This answer probably changes wildly throughout the course of a single year, but right now I’d say.... Donald Trump? Read more

I think I could at least get the racquet on a serve and maybe get lucky enough to have the ball carom over the net. There’s no way in goddamn hell that I’m touching a major-league fastball. Read more

I think Torrey Smith’s baby is the current champ. Read more

I can usually find at least one or two things on it every day that I want to read. That’s all you can really ask from a website, really. Read more

I’m most proud of Samer’s post about Tony Dungy, Michael Vick, and dog ghosts. Read more

Hamilton would easily destroy every single one of us in hand-to-hand combat. Read more

It’s nowhere near the best, but I’ve always thought Mr. 3,000 is really underrated. Read more

Loser. Read more

Becoming schizophrenic. Read more

The only way to prove you’ve ever had sex is to have a kid. Ppl forget that. Read more

..... like what? Read more

Actually, Parks and Rec was good. Read more

Damn that’s a good idea...... Read more

Yes sir. A G&T with an extra helping of lime. Read more

Chris Kaman is gross. Read more

Giri. I have a theory that he is deceptively strong. Read more

Please direct me to the Deadspin blogs in which we “mock hipsters.” Read more

I worked at a local rec center as a teen. You wouldn’t believe how much insane shit goes down at your average rec center. Read more