The Wendy’s frosty is trash. Read more

Mmmmmmm probably! But get one anyway. Read more

Russell Wilson. Read more

Thanks for setting me straight. Fixed now. Read more

I enjoy his basketball writing when it’s actually about basketball and not some Gladwellian junk theory he just made up. Read more

Oh hell yeah! I know they seem kind of corny and lame, but I’ve done two of them and had a blast both times. It makes you feel like a real-life Indiana Jones or some shit! Read more

Sleep. Read more

I wish I could have seen the Yeah Yeah Yeahs in their prime. Read more

The dankest memes can be found in your heart. Read more

Right here: http://deadspin.com/5481569/sports-fella-leaves-the-yard Read more

Damn that’s a good point! I think you should! Read more

Ponderosa Pine. Read more

All the sports shouting shows and highlight shows are basically the same now, and the latter have been essentially rendered obsolete by the internet. I think the only way for a sports network to really set itself apart at this point is through broadcast rights. The only thing people care about anymore is which channel… Read more

Off the top of my head: Houston and Cleveland.  Read more

Shit. I want to say that I would learn all kinds of languages but I know deep down that I’d just spend the rest of my days eating boiled meat and being a sad, sad man. Read more

It’s cooler to discover a very good and cool band from today because then when they hit it big you can be like, “Heh yeah I was into them way back when. Heh. I’m cool.” Read more

I think I might be Team Stephen A. on this: Read more

After you kiss my butt. Read more

I will only see it if Marky Mark brings the bombers to justice all by himself. Read more

I don’t think Trump or the people he’s emboldened are going anywhere anytime soon. The next election is going to be so, so bad. Read more