I don’t think I ever published one myself. But give me time. I’m young.
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I don’t have one, I promise. Who do you think I am, Jon hamm?
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You’ll never have the freedom you have right now. You may make more money somewhere else, or have the chance to stand out, but for freedom of expression and a wide audience that you can experiment with, there’s no better place.
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F: Magary.
F: Whitlock.
F: Simmons.
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It has been a shitshow, that’s for sure. It’s pretty difficult to justify keeping him on. I like the Grange Grove, I’ll give him that.
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Alone, that is.
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It makes me feel strong. Powerful. Not so along in a destitute universe.
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I’m not even sure it was ever a “glorified” blog. It was just a blog. If that.
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I was a White Horse guy. White Horse R.I.P.
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Here you are. I hope you enjoyed that.
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Illinois. We make it to the Heart of Dallas Bowl and think our dad just bought us a Trans Am.
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Flaccid. I think this is an obvious one?
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No. Daulerio and Clay were hired to be co-editors because Denton didn’t entirely trust A.J. yet and he wanted an “established” name to help out. Daulerio, being Daulerio, had him pushed out in a matter of weeks and shaped the site in the image, and pushed it in the direction, it should have been going all along.
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Clay Travis. Clay’s not really my cup of tea, but even if he is yours, he was absolutely the worst imaginable fit on this site.
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Cheers, sir.
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I tend to mostly side with Team Scocca on this one, with occasional exceptions:
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Isn’t it happening? Isn’t that the exact same thing? Except we weren’t as good at it as they were.
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I’ve never looked at Reddit in my life, so I can’t speak to that, but I do hate ads, particularly ones that are impossible to get around and upset the simple experience of trying to read a damn dick joke. Though I think Gawker Media isn’t nearly as bad as a lot of other companies are about it.
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Yep, definitely not true. I was working for Registered Rep. magazine in 2004, doing a truly terrible job covering the financial services industry.
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I wore a black T-shirt and jeans every day for about five years, so I wouldn’t listen to anything I have to say about any matter of sartorial interest.
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