Michigan State trustee and defense attorney Dan Kelly, the man who apologized to victims of Larry Nassar’s sexual…
The Denver Nuggets have this acutely entertaining habit of hanging one million or so points on their opponents, and…

An Arizona cheerleader hit the showers early after being ejected for shouting something at a referee midway through…
Brad Stevens warned everyone. After the Celtics’ 16-game winning streak was finally snapped earlier this year, he…

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No. 1 pick Markelle Fultz has apparently been granted permission to shoot outside the paint. He was exercising this…
What struck me was not that I was shocked, but rather that it felt as if it were my turn. It was my turn to hear…

Bill Walton, Doris Burke and Dave Pasch did commentary for last night’s Warriors-Blazers game. It was in honor of…
This fucking deadbeat. This chickenshit moral dwarf. This cheap-shit dime-store fucking fraud.

This is far from one of the most interesting beefs of the NBA season, but you might remember that last month, former…
The Celtics ran one of those cute commercial-break videos at their game tonight where players answer innocuous…
Dwight Howard, who is listed at 6-foot-11 with a seven-foot wingspan, decided to use absolutely none of his…

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We’ve all fantasized about what songs to which we’d perform were we Olympic figure skaters. (Or maybe that’s just…

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Sunday’s result should not be read as the Celtics are fake or the Cavs are better than the Celtics or the Celtics…
Sunday’s big Cavs-Celtics tilt in Boston is not shaping up how you might’ve reasonably imagined: The Cavs, with four…

Old, old man Dirk Nowitzki had himself a bit of a throwback game against the Los Angeles Lakers Saturday night. In…
Saturday night, with the Bulls hosting the Wizards, teammate puncher Bobby Portis sent not one but both available…
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CNBC is known for its coverage of money markets, including the value of the Yuan, Euro, and Yen. But today, it was…