1. Cream soda
2. Root Beer
3. Cola (cherry)
4. Orange soda
5. Grape soda
6. Cola (not cherry)
7. Ginger Ale
8. "Pepper"-flavored (?) soda
9. Lemon-Lime soda
10. Being hit by a car
11. Mountain Dew
Please note: Some may argue for Moxie's inclusion on this list, but this argument is based on the common misconception that Moxie is a carbonated soft drink, and not fermented tobacco juice.